Appointment with Death - Agatha Christie Choose Your Own Adventure!

As a gay man, you have many tasks to accomplish in the course of a normal day. It is best to keep an appointment diary at hand, at all times.

6:00am Gym

8:00am Breakfast (oatmeal and egg whites)

9:00am Hair Appointment

10:00am Shopping (Macy's or Nordstrom's)

11:30am Leisurely al fresco Brunch

2:00pm
(1) assume complete control of all U.S. Federal, state, and local governments, as well as all other national governments
(2) destroy all healthy marriages
(3) replace all school teachers K-12 with militant homosexuals who seek to recruit children for their homosexual lifestyle
(4) bulldoze all places of worship
(5) seize control of internet and other media
(6) be utterly fabulous

3:00pm Beauty treatment for facial wrinkles from the stresses of world conquest, followed by aromatherapy

4:00pm Cocktails

5:00pm Light Dinner (soup, salad with arugula and balsamic vinaigrette, Chardonnay)

8:00pm Theatre

10:00pm Cocktails in charming neighborhood bistro

12:00am Bed (du jour)

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